Stumpy Legs

from Sawed Off Legs by ACUPONUTS of FOOD

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After a shit, shower, and shave
I laid down in the sun right there in the grass.
Looked up towards the heavens and
I did pronounce these words.
"Oh Lord if there's any justice in the world
and i know there ain't.
I'd have a pair of walking legs right now."
I looked down where my stumps
were supposed to be.
and there sprouted
two brand new legs.
Thirteen inches in length.
I walked around on them
stumpy legs like I
was king of the roust.
All the other people
at the barn raising
looked at me and said
"Look at those God Damn Stumpy Legs!"
and I said "Indeed"..."Just look at 'em...
Ain't they beautiful?"

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from Sawed Off Legs, released August 15, 2017

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