A Musket, a Slingshot​,​and a bag full of McDonald's French Fries

from Sawed Off Legs by ACUPONUTS of FOOD

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So later on when I was
about 12 years old.
When nothing bad happened to me, at age 12.
It was a little bit surprising,
But that's okay.
When I turned 13 I had to
sign up for the army.
The War was on,
You'll remember that wont cha?
They provided me a musket, a slingshot,
and a bag full of McDonald's french fries,
and sent me off to the front lines, and said
"You get up there and you kill those commies!"
I tried throwing the
french fries at them,
that didn't work too good.
Nobody showed me how
to use the musket.
so i just kinda sat that on
the ground behind me.
Picked up a handful of rocks,
and that slingshot.
Then I killed 13,14...men.
I was a damn
good shot,
couldn't think too good,
couldn't walk
didn't have no legs,
and i was a crack-shot
with that sling-shot
(Unintelligible screaming)
that's right, that's right.

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from Sawed Off Legs, released August 15, 2017

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